Dear Protector of Sanity,
Continuing the recent phenomena of the "Sh*t Girls Say" videos that has hit the cyber waves in the past few weeks, the Wedding Channel has brought us their own funny rendition: "Sh*t Brides Say."
As laid-back as I am, everyone says planning my own wedding will turn me into a monster, but I refuse to give into that mentality. I pledge, here and now, that I will stay as chill as possible.
If I become anything REMOTELY close to a Bridezilla, make sure you put me in my place and remind me that I am not cray cray. I will allow you a mental b*tch slapping in this one situation. Also, I have encountered Groomzillas (-zillo?) in my time. And you. Must. Not. Be. One. Trust me, I will have no qualms putting you in your place.
Let's just enjoy the process please. It is what it is.
YOUR Protector of Sanity.
Let's just enjoy the process please. It is what it is.
YOUR Protector of Sanity.
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