Drama's A Bitch

My Mature Man,

I realize this isn't quite a wedding post, but it certainly has to do with relationships, friendships and life in general.

I've recently discovered that a new-ish friend of mine said some major sh*t about me behind my back, and naturally, it got back to me.  I'm silently fuming at the moment, but once I cool off, there will be some major confrontation. Because unlike this person, I have zero qualms about calling her out. If you have something to say, grow a pair and say it to my face.

I don't understand why it feels like I'm going backward in time as I get older. I mean. Srrsly. Are we back in junior high? Wtf happened?! There's one good thing that came out of this.  I find myself thanking my lucky stars for my real friends that I know will 100% have my back and defend me to the death. Why yes, those kind of girls actually DO exist.

Here's to hoping you know how to You better be adept at communicating like a normal person. I don't take no sh*t from nobody. And you shouldn't either.

Now. An unrelated photo. It made me smile in my crappy state of mind.

By the ever-so-talented Max Wanger.
I don't know anyone else who can make such poetic use of blank space.

Trying not to frown (don't want any wrinkles!),

Straight-up Sassy.